Dear Astronaut is looking for a drummer.

Here is the pretentious list of requirements. You:

Are able to improvise
Enjoy smoking weed
Are able to play shows regularly
Enjoy “grooving”
Are not especially more talented musically than any of the other members of the band (some of us are insecure)
Like to play loudly and are not afraid of damaging your hearing
Get hard over tone and feedback
Ideally able to tour two weeks out of the year with occasional weekend warrior type shit
Have some familiarity with and appreciation of the following genres (here is where it gets pretentious): free jazz, no wave, stoner metal, sludge, punk fucking rock, harsh noise/power electronics, swamp rock, psychedelic, apocalyptic folk, industrial, space rock, prog
Same for the following bands/artists: Nirvana, Melvins, Leonard Cohen, Killdozer, Swans, Comus, Hawkwind, Lungfish, Sleep, Neurosis, CCR, Neil Young

We:

Are looking for caveman-style drums, someone who is not afraid to pound the shit outta their drums and can ideally afford to replace drum heads fairly regularly. Two floor toms a must and a distinct ability to make do with whatever’s around.

All interested parties please contact us.